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The Trump Train Has Arrived In Washington DC; Sparks Violent Protests [VIDEO]

January 20th, 2017|Categories: #Triggered, Featured, The Good|Tags: |

Attention: Washington DC The Trump Train has arrived. And the 45th President of the United States delivered a powerful message to set the tone for at least the next 4 years. Meanwhile, Social Justice Warriors took to the streets in Washington DC to do what they do best - attack private businesses and

Aspiring WWE Diva FIRED For Trump Assassination Tweet

January 19th, 2017|Categories: Featured, Hall of Shame|

Heather Lowrey was already facing an uphill battle. An aspiring WWE Diva, Lowrey isn't the prototypical eye candy that Vince McMahon likes to trot out in front of the Monday night crowd. Still, if the chinless James Ellsworth could crack the WWE roster, maybe this "Louisville Vixen" has a chance after all. That was until she had

‘No Whites Allowed’ Dance Party on Facebook

January 19th, 2017|Categories: Featured, Hall of Shame|

There's more social justice stupidity coming your way and this time it's from the City of Brotherly Love. On February 11th, the fine people at Philadelphia's The Sankofa House are hosting the "No Beckys On Deck" dance party. If you aren't familiar with the term, I'll let Plies spell it out for you: Oops, that

CIA.gov Crashes After Releasing 11 Million UFO Documents

January 19th, 2017|Categories: & The Ugly, Featured|

After uploading millions of recently declassified UFO documents to its website, the CIA's "reading room" has crashed. The material, spanning from the 1960s to early 1990s, is a collection of media reports, eyewitness accounts and even details some of the agency's efforts to hunt UFOs. Check it out when (or if) the documents are available again: www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/search/site/ufo

Social Justice Stupidity: Stage A Cough-In During Flu Season

January 17th, 2017|Categories: Articles|

If you thought social justice was reserved for Millennials, this video proves that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree: Your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a group of middle-aged idiots staging a 'cough-in' at a busy restaurant smack dab in the middle of the Flu Season. Lacking creativity and devoid

Will Hollywood Survive Donald Trump?

January 15th, 2017|Categories: #Triggered|

After an extended holiday break, The Blumpkin is back, and just in time for Donald Trump's inauguration. How's Hollywood taking the impending ceremony? As you'd expect, like a bunch of snowflakes huddling in their safe space: These idiots are terrified that Trump is going to secure our border with Mexico but have no complaints

23 Bombshells Making Christmas Great Again

December 20th, 2016|Categories: Bombshells|Tags: , |

EXPOSED! 16 Year Old Singer Selected By Trump, Trolled By 50 Year Old Men

December 17th, 2016|Categories: Hall of Shame|Tags: |

Donald Trump has selected classical crossover singer Jackie Evancho to sing the National Anthem at his inauguration ceremony and to the surprise of nobody, Hillary voters have lost their minds. Again. Evancho has performed for President Obama in the past, so it's likely that there's no political motivation behind her decision. Despite that and the fact that she's

American Bikers United Against Jihad Trigger ‘Peaceful’ Muslims (4/5 Trigglypuffs)

December 16th, 2016|Categories: #Triggered, Featured|

American Bikers United Against Jihad have made headlines a couple of times this past year. Back in May they planned an event where hundreds of bikers would ride through Islamberg, New York (Yes, Islamberg) but a only handful of them showed up instead. Despite their low turnout, it still prompted 400 locals to show up in

Twitter Drops N-Bomb On Kanye West After Trump Visit

December 15th, 2016|Categories: Articles, Featured|

  At the 2015 MTV VMA's, Kanye West made headlines - as usual - when he took the stage. This time around it wasn't to troll Taylor Swift, but rather to announce that he would run for President of the United States in 2020.   'Black Twitter' celebrated then and up until November 8th, 2016. Then Kanye pulled a

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